Ziggy Von Underbelly

Jan 10

This Israeli front man has an album coming out January 25th.

Who is it??

youngest.child.syndrome: New Internship

Cannot believe I was hired to be Gina Elty’s social media intern! She’s a goddess in human form and her declaration of love for Lisabella is one that could only be admired in this twenty-first century existence.

I was not sure how to go about applying for this internship, however using…

Nov 29

I’ve been gone for a while.

But, oh my god….

Aug 27

Porn Star Names

Like a real name, choosing your porn star name is extremely important. It can make or break your career. It can separate you from the winners and losers..

Some say putting your first pets name with your street name will suffice, but this is false..Get a little creative.

I just found this one online…

Brilliant!

I also really like this one…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sindee_Coxx

So, what are you?? A winner or a loser?

Aug 11

Pole Dancers Are Just Like Us

After reading such highly accredited newspapers that include the likes of “The Sun” and “Daily Mail”, I came across one reoccurring news story that just, to put it lightly, turned my world upside down. Major music boss, Mike Stock, has just proclaimed his intense dislike for the present stars of pop and called Lady Gaga “a deceit” and “a pole dancer”.

Well, whatever Lady Gaga is, I think pole dancers are some of the most talented men and women to grace the stage.

Seriously. You try climbing up a greased up pole in a sequined thong like you’ve just spent 7 years in the Bolshoi ballet. It’s tough. Pole dancing is as difficult and physically taxing as gymnastics or military training. Time to appreciate and stop hating, Mr. Stock. Pole dancers are people with dreams and aspirations. They also tend to be a little bit more flexibly talented than the average Tom, Dick, or Harry. Put your pole where your mouth is America!

Read this and be dazzled..

http://www.viceland.com/blogs/en/2010/07/28/the-worlds-best-pole-dancer/

Aug 4

Freddy Schneider Does Christmas

If you like the B-52s, Christmas, or animal print snuggies, continue reading..

Freddy Schneider (god, leading vocalist for the B-52s and The Superions) is in the process of making a Christmas album. This is basically the best thing to happen since the invention of porn, so you can imagine the music world is in a state of blissful anarchy.

Here’s the track listing:

01. Santa’s Disco

02. Fruitcake

03. Chillin’ at Christmas

04. Teddy and Betty Yeti

05. Christmas Conga (Jungle Bells)

06. Jingle Those Bells

07. Under The Tree

08. Crummy Christmas Tree

09. Laughter At Christmas

10. Christmas Tears

11. Santa Je t’aime

“Santa’s Disco”? Yes, please!!

Jul 23

My favorite dictator

So many to choose from!

Whether you fancy Ho Chi Minh or dig the sweet disgraces of Yahta Jammeh, it’s hard to choose who’s your number one dictator. Like picking your favorite child or deciding your preferred condom variety, these things should not be taken lightly. So have a sit down, and really think about it.

This is important.

p://www.viceland.com/wp/2010/07/the-greatest-dictators/

Jul 16

I’m Jonesing for Tom

Yet another one of my favorite old people..

http://www.nme.com/news/tom-jones/52073

Jul 1

For all those cat lovers out there..

Jun 22

zjtroia:

pinkpanthers:

saveah:

Fuckinn rightt :)

I’m just waiting to come across someone saying something stupid on Facebook. However, I must have pretty intelligent family and friends to not come across anything like the first comment… yet.

What the eff