Porn Star Names
Like a real name, choosing your porn star name is extremely important. It can make or break your career. It can separate you from the winners and losers..
Some say putting your first pets name with your street name will suffice, but this is false..Get a little creative.
I just found this one online…
I also really like this one…
So, what are you?? A winner or a loser?
Pole Dancers Are Just Like Us
After reading such highly accredited newspapers that include the likes of “The Sun” and “Daily Mail”, I came across one reoccurring news story that just, to put it lightly, turned my world upside down. Major music boss, Mike Stock, has just proclaimed his intense dislike for the present stars of pop and called Lady Gaga “a deceit” and “a pole dancer”.
Well, whatever Lady Gaga is, I think pole dancers are some of the most talented men and women to grace the stage.
Seriously. You try climbing up a greased up pole in a sequined thong like you’ve just spent 7 years in the Bolshoi ballet. It’s tough. Pole dancing is as difficult and physically taxing as gymnastics or military training. Time to appreciate and stop hating, Mr. Stock. Pole dancers are people with dreams and aspirations. They also tend to be a little bit more flexibly talented than the average Tom, Dick, or Harry. Put your pole where your mouth is America!
Read this and be dazzled..
Freddy Schneider Does Christmas
If you like the B-52s, Christmas, or animal print snuggies, continue reading..
Freddy Schneider (god, leading vocalist for the B-52s and The Superions) is in the process of making a Christmas album. This is basically the best thing to happen since the invention of porn, so you can imagine the music world is in a state of blissful anarchy.
Here’s the track listing:
01. Santa’s Disco
03. Chillin’ at Christmas
04. Teddy and Betty Yeti
05. Christmas Conga (Jungle Bells)
06. Jingle Those Bells
07. Under The Tree
08. Crummy Christmas Tree
09. Laughter At Christmas
10. Christmas Tears
11. Santa Je t’aime
“Santa’s Disco”? Yes, please!!
My favorite dictator
So many to choose from!
Whether you fancy Ho Chi Minh or dig the sweet disgraces of Yahta Jammeh, it’s hard to choose who’s your number one dictator. Like picking your favorite child or deciding your preferred condom variety, these things should not be taken lightly. So have a sit down, and really think about it.
This is important.
I’m Jonesing for Tom
Yet another one of my favorite old people..